Product Features

Refreshingly Honest Design

• Classic name tag styling with zero pretense
• "Hello, I am Depressed" – because masking is exhausting
• Relatable content for the modern human experience
• Dark humor that somehow makes you feel less alone

Surprisingly Durable (Unlike Your Motivation)

• 3D printed from durable PETG material
• Weather-resistant through all seasons and moods
• Won't fade, crack, or give up on you
• Precision-crafted for clean, readable text
• Available in both 1.25" and 2" hitch sizes
  

Easy Installation

• Simple slide-on design (minimal effort required)
• Secure fit for both size options
• No tools needed (you probably don't have the energy anyway)
• Quick install between naps
• Hitch pin not included

Perfect For:

• People who use humor to cope with hard stuff
• Anyone tired of "how are you?" small talk
• Gift for friends who appreciate dark humor
• Folks who find community in shared struggles
• Those who believe honesty beats forced positivity
• Anyone navigating mental health with humor

Available Sizes:

• 1.25" hitch receivers
• 2" hitch receivers

Specifications:

• Dimensions: 3.15" x 4.75"
• Material: PETG (durable, weather-resistant)
• Fit: Available for 1.25" and 2" hitch receivers
• Honesty Level: Maximum
• Small Talk Avoided: 100%

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say It

There's something oddly freeing about putting it out there. This hitch cover isn't about glorifying depression – it's about acknowledging it exists and finding a way to laugh about the absurdity of it all. If dark humor helps you cope, this one's for you.

Note: This product uses humor to address mental health. If you're struggling, please reach out to someone – whether that's a friend, family member, or professional. You're not alone, even when it feels like it.

Ready to be real? Add this hitch cover to your cart and let your truck do the talking.