Product Features

Premium Nostalgia Content

• One of the most quotable fake insults of the 2000s
• Confuses young people and delights millennials
• The perfect blend of weird and wholesome

Quality Construction

• 3D printed from durable PETG material
• Weather-resistant because lint lickers deserve durability
• Won't fade even after years of confused stares
• Precision-crafted text for maximum readability
• Available in both 1.25" and 2" hitch sizes

Easy Installation

• Simple slide-on design
• Secure fit for both size options
• No tools required (just memories of better commercials)
• Hitch pin not included

Perfect For:

• Millennials who miss creative advertising
• People who think modern insults lack imagination
• Drivers who want to confuse tailgaters
• Gift for friends who quote commercials from 20 years ago
• Anyone who appreciates absurdist humor
• The person who still says "what the French toast"

Specifications:

• Dimensions: 3.3" x 3.3"
• Material: PETG (durable, weather-resistant)
• Fit: Available for 1.25" and 2" hitch receivers
• Era: Peak 2000s
• Insult Level: PG but devastating

For Those Who Remember

Some references age like fine wine. Others age like... well, like a lint licker. But that's exactly why this works. It's beautifully bizarre, family-friendly, and guaranteed to make at least three people per week wonder what's wrong with you.

What the French toast are you waiting for? Add this hitch cover to your cart and keep the spirit of creative insults alive, you cootie queen.