Product Features

Brutally Honest Design

• Classic name tag styling with a twist
• "Hello, I am Anxious" – because why pretend otherwise?
• Instantly relatable to anyone navigating modern life
• The perfect blend of humor and existential honesty

Quality You Can Count On (Even When You Can't Count On Anything Else)

• 3D printed from durable PETG material
• Weather-resistant because your anxiety doesn't take days off
• Won't fade, crack, or have a breakdown (unlike us)
• Precision-crafted for clean, readable text
• Available in both 1.25" and 2" hitch sizes

Easy Installation

• Simple slide-on design (no need to stress about it)
• Secure fit for both size options
• No tools required
• Installs faster than a spiral of overthinking
• Hitch pin not included

Perfect For:

• Anyone who's ever felt called out by their own thoughts
• Millennial and Gen Z humor enthusiasts
• Honest intros at parking lots and traffic lights
• Gift for friends who share their therapy wins
• People who cope with humor (we see you)
• Anyone tired of pretending they have it all together

Available Sizes:

• 1.25" hitch receivers
• 2" hitch receivers

Specifications:

• Dimensions: 3.15" x 4.75"
• Material: PETG (durable, weather-resistant)
• Fit: Available for 1.25" and 2" hitch receivers
• Accuracy Level: Uncomfortably high
• Vibe: Self-aware and coping

A Little Honesty Goes a Long Way

Sometimes the best way to deal with anxiety is to acknowledge it exists. And sometimes that means putting it on your truck for everyone to see. Is it healthy? Is it helpful? Who knows. But it's definitely funny, and that counts for something.

Embrace the chaos. Add this hitch cover to your cart and let your truck be honest about what's really going on.